Overheard

Just a few things I heard today while I was out:

blonde girl:OMG! I just swallowed my gum with that pill!

Older couple standing in the toy aisle of Wally World, looking at a remote control monster truck : "So, are you saying he would rather have a Barbie?!"

I didn't turn around to find out! :"Stop hitting me in the neck"

dude in line at the bank window: "I want it all in ones"

everyone behind that dude at the bank: mumble, mumble, gripe, sigh, etc....